Thirteen more minutes until November 4th! And am still ahead in polls!

Monday, November 3rd

11:47PM

Dear Diary,

Last day of stumping. Cannot believe election actually tomorrow.  Will win.  Told Grandma I would and I will.  Will win it for her.

Tomorrow.

Whoa.

[Was so excited by upcoming election that I started singing lyrics from “Tomorrow” song from Annie after writing word ‘tomorrow’. Got as far as “Just thinking about tomorrow/clears the cobwebs and the sorrows” before was told to shut up by Michelle. Says I have terrible singing voice and threatened to vote for McCain if I “kept up that racket and woke up the girls.” This is completely unfair as life story is featured in new musical, “Obama the Musical”, and therefore must have talent.]

Oh, have just heard John said that “The pundits have written me off just like they've done four or five times in the past. ... They may not know it, but the Mac is back.” Ha. Little does he know obesity epidemic affects only Big Macs. (And also that subliminal message put into infomercial creates negative association for word ‘Mac’.)

Thirteen more minutes until November 4th! And am still ahead in polls!

Hopefully yours,

Barack

PS. Just checked CNN to see polls one more time. Apparently five percent of voters still undecided? Who are these undecideds? Race has lasted forever! Make up your minds!

PPS. And pick me, please.

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Barack Obama